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frustrational:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

Wow.

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin